None of you seem too worried that I haven't posted in a few days - four days, friends & family, four days - is anybody concerned about my health, happiness or safety? I might still be hiking up the 10 flights of escalator stairs in Dupont Circle that have been broken all week or crawling along the miles between Metro Center and L'Enfant Plaza since the trains have been experiencing delays; I might be locked in the Department of Education reading peer-reviewed journal articles about the upcoming reauthorization of IDEA; I might have been whisked away by Arne Duncan who suddenly realized that my intelligence, sparkling personality, and drop-dead gorgeous frizzy hair compliment him in such a unique & powerful way that, together, we could reform education policy in America!
Or, a more likely story, my new friend, Carlos - the plumber - and I were mopping up my kitchen floor with two dish sponges for an entire evening. And, there is the story of the week, folks. The tale that has left me exhausted for these past few days. The flood of apartment 302 caused by a dish washer that had never been used!
Monday I was beaten down by the delays and closures on the Metro. The Dupont Circle station, my destination, was closed. I got off at Metro Center - a two mile walk - to my apartment. The humidity was unbearable. I thought that taking a cab would be an easy way to get home quickly, in air-conditioning, in an automobile that, as an American-girl, I've missed these past few days. And, as you might imagine, the taxi ride I had imagined did not transpire. Instead, the cab driver insisted on open windows for ventilation - welcoming all the humid, heavy air into my space - and insisted on blasting NPR in my left ear. As if that wasn't defeating enough, he then talked to me about his financial situation and his opinion regarding Obama and BP. It cost me $10 to travel 2 miles. Ridiculous!
So, Tuesday was guaranteed to be a better day. The broken escalator greeted me at Dupont Circle but I didn't care - today was going to be a success. Truthfully, it was a good day. Arriving home, I was ready to quickly wash dishes, make lunch for the next day, change into shorts & a tee shirt and hit the town for some exercise. It was all on the up and up until I heard this strange dripping. Water was slowly creeping out from the edges of the dish washer. How strange, I thought since I don't know how to use the dishwasher - a technology that is clearly beyond my skill set. I'm happy to wash dishes like Laura Ingalls Wilder on the prairie.
Now, here's the part where I'm an idiot. Instead of calling for help, I decide it would be best to open the dish washer. And, just as I rethink the intelligence of that decision, water comes rushing out onto the floor. Who doesn't love splashing around, kicking their feet, playing in the cool and refreshing H20?
After trying three different numbers with no response, I head outside my building to use the call box to locate a manager. I dial 100 on the silver box. It rings. A voice. I tell my situation. The response, "I'm on vacation." I'm speechless. Silence. Then, the voice says, "I'll see if there's anything I can do. But, like I said, I'm away."
I head back up three flights and take out a pink sponge. What's a girl to do? The only logical response in this situation - start mopping. Carlos arrives. He saves the day. He's my plumber hero - a Brooklyn man from Nicaragua who was a water angel. He felt so sorry for me that he grabbed a purple sponge and stayed with me until the kitchen floor was dry.
So, if you were wondering how I've been, all is good now. My kitchen floor is spotless. My plumbing problems are solved. Arne hasn't called although his message is clear. It's time to embrace charter schools because the Obama administration sees them as our best and only alternative to improving public education. The Metro is a poor excuse for transportation. I'm looking forward to Friday. DC is a fantastic city - one that I'm finally starting to understand geographically. The weekend promises to be one of adventure as I venture out - solo - to explore.
The lesson I learned - plumbers have a more useful skill set than doctoral students.